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GNAUGHTY GNOMES! (Be Advised - Adult Content!)
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Site Admin  Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:54 pm Posts: 2118 Location: Jacksonville, Florida 
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 GNAUGHTY GNOMES! (Be Advised - Adult Content!)THIS THREAD CONTAINS
PHOTOS & NARRATIVE NOT MEANT FOR CHILDREN! MissGnomer's Disclaimer 
If you are a child... and you look at these pictures and read what it says -- Santa will be VERY angry with you! He will know you looked, he will tell me -- and I will tell your parents! You will be in BIG trouble!  And If you are an overly prudish person "of age" who becomes offended easily -- get the hell out of here now ok?)  MissGnomer _________________ 
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Gnomehopper  Joined: Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:53 pm Posts: 741 Location: Woodstock, Ontario
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Site Admin Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:54 pm Posts: 2118 Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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LMAO!!!
Before I could get these Naughty Gnome pics posted on here... Photobucket went into my account and pulled them!!! Now what does THAT tell you? So... I am going to put them up really fast -- and if they start to disappear I will stop by periodically to check... Visitors to this thread -- you gotta be FAST if you want to see them! As with the scarey gnome thread -- I will try and start you out slowly: READY? SET! GO! |
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Site Admin Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:54 pm Posts: 2118 Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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Cheeky Garden Gnome Information
To start with -- I must inform you that the great majority of these naughty gnomies come from the UK. Not that the English are a nasty people - it's just that they are less hung up about nudity than we seem to be in the United States. How do I know this? Because many people I have met from across the Pond tell me this.  Let's get started shall we? _________________
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Site Admin Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:54 pm Posts: 2118 Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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First, let's define Naughty. Many of you are expecting to see naked gnomes
aren't you! I knew it! Well - get your minds out of the gutter (for now) because the following examples are other ways for gnomes to be naughty and as you can see they are fully clothed. For example this bad, bad drinking and driving Gnome! The seat belt is a nice gesture -- but we do NOT need this fellow on the road!  Last edited by MissGnomer on Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:20 am, edited 1 time in total. |
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Site Admin Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:54 pm Posts: 2118 Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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This next gnome is not any better behaved - but at least he isn't driving around being a menace to society!
This gnome looks absolutely gnackered! Note his drunken gnome eyes and that devilish grin! 
Oh, and this must be the bartender gnome that helped him get so drunk. Looks like he may be taking a wee nip or two himself.  |
| Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:20 am |
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Site Admin Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:54 pm Posts: 2118 Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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| Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:22 am |
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Site Admin Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:54 pm Posts: 2118 Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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No Gnuder! It is NOT naked time! Sheesh! Psst... Gnuder insisted on following me in here to "help". I think he has a problem! *sigh* Sorry about that brief interruption! |
| Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:23 am |
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Site Admin Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:54 pm Posts: 2118 Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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Well as you may have guessed. Gnomes do like their ale so there is definitely
no shortage of drunken gnomes in the world. Here a couple of others I found: 
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| Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:23 am |
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Site Admin Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:54 pm Posts: 2118 Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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Ahem, drinking doesn't seem to be the only thing these naughty gnomes enjoy!
It seems they have some marijuana growing in with their mushrooms
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| Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:25 am |
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Site Admin Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:54 pm Posts: 2118 Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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"MissGnomer?
Is it
yet? I wanted to show you my very favorite book! Looky! Looky!!" 
*Sigh* -- Let's just humor him for now, ok?" _________________
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| Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:27 am |
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Site Admin Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:54 pm Posts: 2118 Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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Moving on...
Here we have a little gnomes showing off his butt. In other words he is shooting you the moon. The English derive great pleasure using these gnomes to moon their neighbors or passers by. And mooning gnomes are readily available in the United States. They are very, very popular as you can well imagine. Below is the most well known mooning style of gnome:  |
| Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:28 am |
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Site Admin Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:54 pm Posts: 2118 Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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And of course we will always have our "extremists".
In direct violation of Gnomescaping Rule#1 I might add! 
Ummmm... speaking of extremists! Care for a gnome that blows bubbles out of his ass while he moons you? 
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Site Admin Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:54 pm Posts: 2118 Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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Naughty gnome makers certainly have vivid imaginations! The
mooning gnome wasn't enough... they had to make the squatting gnome. Yes, indeed - there is a gnome you can have that appears to be taking a crap.  |
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